Obama’s New Car Is Unveiled
New Limo For Obama
Well it might not be the sleekest, prettiest or most economic car but it is probably the safest car on the planet.
Made by Cadilac it has already been nicknamed “THE BEAST”. As you would expect the company are tight lipped about revealing any technical specifications due to national security.
You can bet it will be heavily armoured, bullet proof glass probably upto at least resisting 7.62mm, under side armour, run flat and re-inflate tyres, state of the art encrypted telecoms, seperate oxygen supply and that the interior will be completely sealed to provide security against chemical attack.
A Cadilac spokesman said (and this has to be the quote of the decade), “One of the specifications is that we don’t talk about the specifications”.
If you want to lease a car like this then I suggest you call Cadilac, not us!
